Pirates 3 is freaking amazing, and I'm almost tempted to boot 300 from it's glorious spot as movie of the century. Man it comes close anyway. I won't be giving away any spoilers or really say anything more but to be ready for high weirdness and badassery. I'll be back here picking it apart after viewing it a few more times but for now I'm still just taking it all in. Not a single disappointment (okay, maybe a tiny one... later, laaaater)
"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"